when ur friend finally gets online and uve been waiting for them
Instant Date Prank
Hahahahahaha jokes on you you’re dating me now
that dude looks so much like robin thicke
"i know you want it"
I FOUND MY OLD SCHOOL BUS PASS PICTURES HAHAH it’s like
little me hello
weird growing up me
then bam hello puberty
people messaging me if I have a mega pokemon evolution, this is me now lol
Well fuck me sideways and call me Ash
My aspiration in life is to be as sarcastic as Louise.
10 Grooms Blown Away By Their Beautiful Brides
this is sooo cute sdjdjgfjhg
Too stinking cute
I just cant
I’ve reblogged this 1000 times but seriously this makes my heart just melt
Okay so, the first and second pictures. Oh my GOSH <3
This is what I do with my evenings
oh. my. god.
How did this not win a fucking Oscar
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang
I wouldn’t be surprised
Woah woah woah, that means
Can we please not forget about this?
Wait then what if
i cannot accept this
WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON